Tongue-in-cheek app emails Sam Altman daily to 'report the RAM he missed'

A quirky Linux utility named ram‑Altman monitors a computer’s RAM usage and automatically emails daily reports to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, satirizing concerns over memory allocation. The script, posted on GitHub, provides statistics on total, used, and available RAM, turning spare processing power into a humorous “standing with the global allocation authorities.” Developers have praised the playful approach.